This is a website that nobody will see because I haven't told anyone about it. Feel free to explore!
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No, we don't
HA HA Gotcha! In fact, we don't even use any user-tracking mEtRicS because we (a) don't care and (b) don't need that illusion of control over the website visitor stats. There are no ads as well. You're safe here. Even if some page uses web storage, which is totally this-site-specific and cross-site-tracking-safe, you'll likely be notified about this.